I am an official Oregonian and I am going to go to a hotel to stay in AC for the next several days.
It is 108 degrees at my house and they are forecasting that it will still be 100 degrees at 8pm. For the next 3 days.
I can do it during the day, but I choose sleep over tossing and turning miserably for 3 days. I choose AC. Everyone will be happier for it.
I'm off to find AC.